What do I Want to be When I Grow Up? AKA The Existential Dread of the English Major

What do I Want to be When I Grow Up? AKA The Existential Dread of the English Major

Yesterday, after my comrades and I had wrapped up our declaration of SJ War on...


The Chicken

The Chicken

I don’t always write poetry, but when I do it’s weird. This poem is...


Phallus

My Mother’s Penis – Deconstructing Freud and Lacan

In The Signification of the Phallus Lacan writes: “it is Freud’s discovery...


Canada Hate Crime

A Look into Canada’s Hate Crime Laws

I had assumed that a hate crime – in my uninitiated opinion – is a crime...


10 Rules for Effective Writing

10 Rules for Effective Writing

You don’t have to write for other people to enjoy your work, but, if for...


Carrie Fischer Drowns in Moonlight, Strangled by Her Own Bra

Carrie Fischer, beloved metal bikini wearing alcoholic, has joined the legion of...


Free Will

Free Will

This is a short play I wrote about the nature of free will and the debate...


A Poison Tree

My Wrath is “A Poison Tree” – A Deconstruction of William Blake

A deconstruction of any work should never end upon a declaration of aporia; the...


Dog Sitter

The Dog Sitter

“I feel like a bag of smashed assholes,” I mumble to myself as I pile...


WordPress and ModSecurity

WordPress and ModSecurity

I like to keep my server as secure as possible, but WordPress HATES ModSecurity....